Archive for September, 2009

Things to Say to Get Out of Jury Duty Summons:

I have jury duty here in Monroe next week. So, I’m preparing myself in case I need to use one of these Dave Letterman’s past Top 10 zingers:

I can tell if people are guilty by looking at them.
If a police officer told me I was a bug, I would believe him.
Is it murder if I [...]

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We should be ashamed…

of how we Christians get all up in arms over the policies and happenings of the current administration. We act as if the election of Barack Obama has sent this country into a tailspin that we’ll never recover from. We puff our chests up and forget those eight years of big government with George W. [...]

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Prostituting Your Football Program!

Yes, that is what lower tier schools in my state and others do when they go play the likes of Texas, Florida, LSU, USC and other Top 10 Division I schools. We prepare ourselves to get whooped and get a handsome check of half a million dollars or more just to get waxed. Of course [...]

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