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Things to Say to Get Out of Jury Duty Summons:

I have jury duty here in Monroe next week. So, I’m preparing myself in case I need to use one of these Dave Letterman’s past Top 10 zingers:

I can tell if people are guilty by looking at them.
If a police officer told me I was a bug, I would believe him.
Is it murder if I [...]

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